Thursday, April 11, 2013

Kingsley lost his dignity today.

And it all began with some routine shots :) we get to the vet, they take us back into our little room and the nurse comes in. She asks us all these questions about his poop and what he eats and if he sleeps then she tells us the doctor will be in shortly, so we sit there trying to calm the little bugger down. The doctor comes in, nice lady, give the poor pup his shots and asks us about his sexual desires. She might have even stuck a thermometer up his bum.






So we tell her about his humping habits and the next thing we know we've scheduled a nut chopping for the next morning.

We played with him extra special this morning :) woke up bright and early and snugged him so hard his nuts probably could have popped off! (Too bad they didn't)






Then we jump in the car, so nervous. He has no idea what's going on, and the "we're taking you to the park" trick didn't fool him this time. He knows exactly where we are. Thermometer bum hell.






And this is where we left him. In the hand of a stranger. For the most traumatic 5 hours of his life. We were so nervous all day. Couldn't eat. Just waiting for the dumb doctor to call and tell us it was time to pick him up. The call comes and we race over to the vet, okay they actually call themselves the animal hospital. Such a cute little place, juice recommended them. So we get there and they take us to the same room and tell us all about the procedure and how dumb he was to them, but they still loved the crap out of him. He was so delusional. And then out of no where a nurse walks in carrying our little guy. He goes ballistic. He wouldn't listen to a word we were saying, wouldn't look us in the eye... Didn't even give Parley kisses.

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They give us his cone and pain pills and we're off! Homeward bound! Happy day!



See, so mad at Parley :) won't look him in the eyes.



Finally home and trying to sleep, but he can't so we give him a new toy and he chews on it :)



It's a hippo :)

Here's a before and after the carnage.








They say he doesn't have to wear the cone of shame unless we're gone, bummer. I'll take a picture when he wears it!




Monday, April 1, 2013

So Dumb.

In 1 month I'll be soaking up that California sun for a whole week.
WE ARE MOVING TO PORTLAND I PEE MY PANTS ABOUT IT EVERYDAY!!! The bicycle capital of 'merica.
BenJammin is coming to see us for 10 DAYS! I THINK I'LL DIE!!! (Kingsley is so excited)
Parley has applied to all of the dumb bike shops and they're all fighting over him I know it :)
I will have ridiculous hair in T minus 3 months. (school starts big dumbies)
Emeel Chlifton moves back to the motherland!
And Big Lake! Let's just say that is years trip will be the best out of any other. Peach cobbler, smores, card games, boating, tubing, riding, hiking, swimming, PADDLE BOARDING! This summer will be so good :) Now all I have to do is convince Parley to buy us a tandem.
Oh and whoops, heres some baby Kingswey. I have loads more pictures, you're lucky I'm not making you look at all of them.


























Here he is now :)