Thursday, January 31, 2013

Lets get physical

Well... This doesn't even deserve a whole post, and doesn't need an explanation so here goes nothing :)

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Funnest morning of my life :)



He laid right next to for hours while I creeped on Pinterest :) and when he finally woke up I taught him a trick:)

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The only problem is he forgot how to sit, maybe he can only remember one trick at a time ;)

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Trying to by my sisters

Pinterest will be the death of me.... Gettin all crafty over here on the west coast.



We tried to make this but it just didn't really work out...



First Parley chopped the wood, 3 feet wide 1 foot tall.



Then I spray painted it, my favorite part :)



Then we measured and cut the branches, which was the hardest part. It was rough trying to find branches that were cool enough!



Then we got all of the dumb things in there, we screwed them in on the bottom and top, also used some wood glue.



Then we sanded and stained the wood a black cherry color



All done and looking DUMB!



This one is Arthur's, we're still working on it :)









Monday, January 28, 2013

My little champ.

Here it is, the truth.... I literally have the weirdest, fattest, dumbest puppy on this planet... He is perfect and I spend every day loving him, I must kiss him thousands of times a day. He is the goofiest thing alive, seriously I laugh at every thing this guy does, like this morning... He woke up, sneezed, fell off the bed and just like that he was asleep again, I couldn't figure it out... Thought the guy knocked himself out laying on the floor right there... Honestly I love this puppy like he was a human, my very own kid even... So here comes the saddest thing of your life...
My puppy loves to run with me, we have the best time doing it too... The whole time he chases himself around, or barks at my feet, hehe the best thing he does is if he finds a patch of snow that hasn't melted yet the little guy sticks his tongue out and licks one big lick while he is running, he is always trying to make me laugh :) so the other day, here we are running together, we're almost home, and the sides of our PRIVATE road are muddy, so we run in the middle. Well.... This ginormous truck comes barreling over the hill twice the speed limit, I jump out of the way but my poor chubby puppy just stands there scared and barks... The stupid stupid hellish man speeds up, that's right... He SPEEDS UP! The stupid heartless man! He hits Kingsley, the truck is just tall enough that I can see my poor baby puppy rolling under it, ears back "tail" tucked under his bum scared for his life, he sees the first set of tires pass and thinks it's safe to go, I see him barely muster up the strength to stand up and he starts to run out, about to jump right in front of the back tire! I see the whole thing in slow motion, my heart breaking into a million pieces... Then I look the little guy right in the eye and say "KINGSLEY SIT!!!!" He sits! The truck speeds off and I scoop my crying motionless puppy up in my arms... Worst day of my life, he was so SAD and SORE...
He slept SO MUCH! He wouldn't leave my side, we watched lots of doggy movies and that helped him a little :)










The little guy made it through okay, he is such a stinking champ :) but I forever hate that man, Parley pooped in his yard :) and little chubby puppy is back to running around and playing today :) love him forevers.
ps Parley would kill me if he knew I told you about him pooping in that mans yard, it's a secret shhhhhhhhhhh.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Breakfast at Lindsay's

Okay where do I even begin...? Parley, the guy loves School of Rock.... He could watch that movie 20 times a day if I let him. So when he finished his homework last night I let the guy watch it. His favorite part is when Jack Black teaches the kids rock moves... He really loves it. He makes me do the moves Jack Black does...
So sometimes when he finishes his chores we form a little air rock band, the guy calls himself Wubbs... He is really serious about the whole thing, if I'm not rocking hard enough he tells me, it's pretty rough on my self esteem... So here he is rocking with out me, for you... I think the whole rock band me made up was inspired by you.
So there you have it. Wubbs in action. (he let me come in at the end of the video and do some rocking, that means I must be improving)

Oh and this little guy is just the best really :)

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Benj, did you see what the guy did to my blog? It's so cool! My stupid computer is broken so he hooked me up. Expect a really cool sail boat coming your way bub :)


How do you feel about this one?

Okay so this blog is making me realize how much I'm doing nothing with my life! All I do is hang out with my puppy.







Oh ya and sometimes I try to run...


Do you see that spec of a dog peeing in the background?





I run SO SLOW! Here he is at the finish line... Just waiting for me.




Okay can you tell he is all muddy underneath? The path I run on is getting pretty nasty from the melting snow so I had the give the guy a bath... I hate giving him baths because he hates me when I give him baths....

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Here he is after his bath looking like a wet rat trying to dry off, oh and Parley happens to come home right at the end :) please excuse my nasty room, all the random stuff on the floor is stuff we give him to chew on.














Here is that hallow book I was telling you about Rinz.... :) hehe

Okay everybody come to Oregon, Kingsley is trying to save some Cheetos for ya.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The eye of the tiger.

Okay first of all, did you know Tanya runs 3-4 times a week? Because she does.


She sent me this at 6am "Rise and shine i already ran 3 miles."

She has talked me into doing a race with her, it's going to be a freak show. So Parley bought me some running shoes, bless his little heart.


This was the beginning of my run!



The middle.



And the end. (I brought Jbiebs for moral support)

Parley got home right after my run! Kingsley was so excited to see him :)

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Can't you tell? Then he told me he had to do some homework before our hike :(



So I gave him a back massage with some fancy lotion, Kingsley thought it tasted good :)






Then we got ready for the hike!



And away we went!

















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Kingsley got hot so we took off his sweater, and he had a good time barking at his echo :)






















Caught him kissing Kingsley (he pretends he never does)



This rock is called monkey face!




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Accident video :)









When people pass they add a rock!






My favorite part of the whole hike :)



I walk too slow...



Peeing puppy



Peeing daddy



So cold....


















We made it! Awkward family photo!



Oregon is great and wonderful an forever misses you guys :) We're almost home and I have a sleeping puppy on my lap, life is jood, real joooood.