My little champ.

Here it is, the truth.... I literally have the weirdest, fattest, dumbest puppy on this planet... He is perfect and I spend every day loving him, I must kiss him thousands of times a day. He is the goofiest thing alive, seriously I laugh at every thing this guy does, like this morning... He woke up, sneezed, fell off the bed and just like that he was asleep again, I couldn't figure it out... Thought the guy knocked himself out laying on the floor right there... Honestly I love this puppy like he was a human, my very own kid even... So here comes the saddest thing of your life...
My puppy loves to run with me, we have the best time doing it too... The whole time he chases himself around, or barks at my feet, hehe the best thing he does is if he finds a patch of snow that hasn't melted yet the little guy sticks his tongue out and licks one big lick while he is running, he is always trying to make me laugh :) so the other day, here we are running together, we're almost home, and the sides of our PRIVATE road are muddy, so we run in the middle. Well.... This ginormous truck comes barreling over the hill twice the speed limit, I jump out of the way but my poor chubby puppy just stands there scared and barks... The stupid stupid hellish man speeds up, that's right... He SPEEDS UP! The stupid heartless man! He hits Kingsley, the truck is just tall enough that I can see my poor baby puppy rolling under it, ears back "tail" tucked under his bum scared for his life, he sees the first set of tires pass and thinks it's safe to go, I see him barely muster up the strength to stand up and he starts to run out, about to jump right in front of the back tire! I see the whole thing in slow motion, my heart breaking into a million pieces... Then I look the little guy right in the eye and say "KINGSLEY SIT!!!!" He sits! The truck speeds off and I scoop my crying motionless puppy up in my arms... Worst day of my life, he was so SAD and SORE...
He slept SO MUCH! He wouldn't leave my side, we watched lots of doggy movies and that helped him a little :)










The little guy made it through okay, he is such a stinking champ :) but I forever hate that man, Parley pooped in his yard :) and little chubby puppy is back to running around and playing today :) love him forevers.
ps Parley would kill me if he knew I told you about him pooping in that mans yard, it's a secret shhhhhhhhhhh.